1 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,480 You and your friends are in a lot of trouble. 2 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:53,520 ♪ I've never seen the inside of a bar room 3 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:58,640 ♪ Or listened to a jukebox all night long 4 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:03,880 ♪ But I see these are the things that bring you pleasure 5 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,720 ♪ So I'm gonna make some changes in our home 6 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:12,600 ♪ I'll change if it takes that to make you happy 7 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:18,480 ♪ From now on, you're gonna see a different me 8 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,880 ♪ Because your good girl's gonna go bad... ♪ 9 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,680 What do you want? 10 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,280 Who is he? 11 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,440 Who's who? 12 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,960 You bring in new blood, I should know about it. 13 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,200 They're still my people. 14 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,040 What are you talking about? 15 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,520 The American. 16 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,880 What American? 17 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,520 Yo, don't treat me like an idiot. 18 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,240 Man still connected in this, you know. 19 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,320 Hey! Will you remember who you're talking to? 20 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,080 Sorry. 21 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,760 I don't know anything about any American. 22 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,120 So what have you heard? 23 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,680 Stop. Please stop. 24 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,680 Let him go. Let him go! 25 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,320 Who's the American? 26 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,000 What American? 27 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,560 Let him go! 28 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,880 Fine, we'll tell you. 29 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,320 We were introduced to someone by our lawyer. 30 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,760 Who? 31 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,480 He's an old guy from New York. 32 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,120 All we know is he's found a way 33 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,960 to bring uncut coke into the country. 34 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,560 And what does he want from you? 35 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,080 He was looking for distributors. 36 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,520 We offered our services. 37 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,520 Without telling me? 38 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,440 This is our thing. 39 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,880 None of my people do business under my nose 40 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,480 without, A, telling me, 41 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,520 and B, cutting me in. 42 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:23,600 Come on. 43 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,080 I want to meet this American. 44 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,840 Dad, lunch is ready. 45 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,360 Be right there, darling. 46 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,840 The community centre grand opening is in two days' time, 47 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:44,040 and I can confirm in attendance will be His Highness, 48 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,800 the Lord Mayor of Bristol, and his wife. 49 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:55,120 So it is of vital imperative...ness 50 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,480 that the whole day goes without a hitch. Capiche? 51 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:05,000 I have assigned each of you tasks to be completed 52 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,160 on the day to the utmost of your abilities. 53 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,360 You two, car park supervision. 54 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,560 You two, the sweet treats stall. 55 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,160 I'm taking control of the community centre. 56 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,920 I'm receiving the keys from the mayor. 57 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,720 Yeah, well, until then, I'm Billy Big Bollocks around here. Capiche? 58 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,200 Since when does she say "capiche"? 59 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,760 Since she watched Goodfellas last night. Ah. 60 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:32,120 Notice there are two Portaloos, yeah? 61 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,880 Portaloo one is for plebs. 62 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,040 This one... 63 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,920 Very important pees only. 64 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,840 Very important persons, plural. 65 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,600 The only people I want to see doing their business in here 66 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,840 is the Lord Mayor and/or his wife. 67 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,840 You want to see them doing number ones or number twos in there? 68 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,240 Both. Happily. 69 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:59,160 So the VIP latrine is now padlocked. 70 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,360 I'm entrusting the key to you, 71 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,360 because you're a member of the landed gentry, 72 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,520 and therefore know how to respect a toilet. 73 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:13,120 You and I are the only persons authorised to grant access. 74 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:17,160 Oh, my God, I can't believe I get the keys to the VIP shitter. 75 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,760 Hey, no. I don't want any salty language in front of the Lord Mayor. 76 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,240 What about his wife? Especially not his fucking wife. 77 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,520 Oh, Sergeant Haines. 78 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,520 Diane, can I have a word? 79 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,640 Ma'am. 80 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:35,880 If Sergeant Haines needs a dump, let her use the posh crapper, OK? 81 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,240 Excuse me. 82 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,440 Through here, ma'am. 83 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,200 You were right. 84 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,680 I believe the preparation and selling of illegal drugs 85 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:55,200 has been going on here, and I think it involves your offenders. 86 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,920 I reckon we take 'em down right now. 87 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,880 Well, right now, I have no concrete evidence. 88 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,680 Happy to smack it out of 'em old school. 89 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,160 I know for a fact that beanpole's a crier. 90 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,240 I just need you to keep your eyes peeled 91 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,920 and report anything suspicious to me. 92 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,840 Are you officially deputising me? 93 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,200 I don't have authority to officially deputise you. 94 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,240 How about deputise me unofficially? 95 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,080 That would be meaningless, 96 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,400 and give you literally no legal authority whatsoever. 97 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,160 But will you...do it? 98 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,360 I unofficially deputise you, yes. 99 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,720 Remember, eyes peeled. Report anything suspicious. 100 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,000 I won't let you down. 101 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,600 Who got married? 102 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,040 My ex Lara. 103 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,400 Oh. Are you OK with that? 104 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,040 Today is not about me, Greg, 105 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,040 it's about you getting a promotion. 106 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,320 Come on, what are you going to do when you get in to work? 107 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,720 Well, I'm going to walk into my boss's office... Ah, wrong. 108 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,760 You are marching into your boss's office... Am I? 109 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,120 ..with total confidence and you're going to give it to him 110 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,560 with both barrels. Go. Excuse me, sir, sorry to bother you, 111 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,480 but I have worked here 11 years, so would you please contemplate 112 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,600 the possibility of considering making me a partner, please, sir? 113 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,400 That was both barrels? Oh, yeah, baby. 114 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,920 No, Greg, you are marching in there and you are saying, 115 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,280 "If you don't make me a partner, I am walking out that door 116 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,800 "and I ain't coming back." 117 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,760 And then, you're going to march up to Anne-Marie 118 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,400 and you're going to take her for a drink, 119 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,400 before you bring her back here and you bang her brains out. 120 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,880 On this counter, on the couch, against the wall, on the carpet. 121 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,640 Generally around the flat, I get the idea, yeah. Yeah. 122 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,280 Go get 'em. 123 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,920 No, like this. I can't do it. You can do it. 124 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,320 I don't want to play the trumpet. 125 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,720 Well, you're going to play the trumpet, OK? I don't want to. 126 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,160 What is going on? I played the trumpet when I was your age, OK, 127 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,880 and I loved it. I loved it. 128 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:26,400 Till your grandfather told me it was for fairies. What's going on? 129 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,080 Effie's going to learn to play the trumpet to a very high standard, 130 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,880 and she's going to get a music scholarship, 131 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,560 and that's going to pay for her school. 132 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,920 OK, one more time, like this. I don't want to. 133 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,760 Just blow the bloody trumpet! John! 134 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,840 You don't have to play it, darling. 135 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,560 Daddy's just kidding. Aren't you? 136 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,120 Yep. 137 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,560 Sorry, darling, it's just Daddy's little joke. 138 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,960 OK, enough. 139 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,520 What is going on with you? 140 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,240 Talk to me. 141 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,560 I'll just go check on her. 142 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,240 Sir, I've worked here for 11 years, 143 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,680 and I really feel it's time you made me a partner. 144 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,640 Come. 145 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,520 I have a Zoom in five, so make it quick. 146 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,000 Sir, I've been working here for 11 years, 147 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,320 so... I really feel... 148 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,840 ..it's time that... 149 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,040 ..we had a casual Friday. No, I don't like 'em. 150 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,360 Fine, just wanted to bring it up. My door is always open. 151 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,320 But close it on your way out. Thank you. 152 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,000 I ain't telling you nothing unless I have it in writing. 153 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,840 Immunity and early release is a big ask. 154 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,240 So is snitching on The Dean. 155 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,680 I have to speak to the CPS, and that takes time. 156 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,480 You don't have time. 157 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,120 Something big is going down that'll nail The Dean to the wall. 158 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,640 I'd hate for you to miss it. 159 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,000 What's going down? 160 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,320 Immunity and early release in writing. 161 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,760 Yo, Margie, I'm stepping out for a bit. 162 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,120 Margie, it's been made safe. 163 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,560 Oh, well, then, I don't know why I'm so upset 164 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:56,240 that my six-year-old daughter found a gun in our house. 165 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,280 OK, here's the thing. 166 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:02,320 Me and a couple of others found a bag of money 167 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,200 doing community service. 168 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,640 I mean, a lot of money. 169 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,520 And instead of going to the cops, we kept it. 170 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,040 Tom found my cut, 171 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,800 threatened to burn it and hid it, 172 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,120 but I found it, and I was going to split to Brazil. 173 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,600 Instead, I paid off your mortgage. 174 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:26,400 Now, it turns out the money belongs to this drug dealer, 175 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,000 this real bad guy, 176 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,440 who threatened to clip us if we don't deal drugs for him 177 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,520 to pay our debt, but now he wants more. 178 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,920 And if we go to the cops, we incriminate ourselves. 179 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:43,120 So we figure the only way to get him off our backs 180 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,800 is to send him down ourselves. 181 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,000 Our plan is to get him pulled over by the cops 182 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,800 with ten kilos of cocaine in the trunk of his car, 183 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,600 but he never handles product himself, 184 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,880 and he never leaves London, 185 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:02,480 so we're using this grift called the brass bunkum, 186 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,360 which involves a gun. 187 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,400 Goodnight, Frank. 188 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,720 That's the whole truth, Margie, nothing but. 189 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,000 Oh, I believe you. 190 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,440 You sure you're OK doing this? 191 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,480 I am one of the world's great gift wrappers, Greg. 192 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,240 I mean being around all this cocaine. 193 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,880 Oh, how did it go with the promotion and Anne-Marie? 194 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,200 I've got to get going. 195 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,800 Well, good luck. 196 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,600 You OK? 197 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,440 I'm fine. 198 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,840 Let's do this. 199 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,320 May I introduce, from New York, Mr Ralf Rostelli? 200 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,280 Ralfie. Call me Ralfie. 201 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,360 You want something? 202 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,480 From the minibar? 203 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,960 We got tiny whiskies, 204 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:40,520 tiny vodkas, full-sized Pellegrinos. 205 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,600 No, thanks. What about nuts? 206 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,840 Got eight different kinds of nuts here. 207 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,920 I'm here about your requirements. 208 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,440 All business, this guy. 209 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,560 When I met these two, we had a drink, broke bread, 210 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,600 I got to stare 'em in the whites in their eyes. 211 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,720 That's how we do things where I come from. 212 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,240 I'm here for new business, Mr Rostelli, not new friends. 213 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,200 Ralfie, call me Ralfie. 214 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,360 Open your shirts. 215 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,680 Pardon me? You think I'm wearing a wire? 216 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,440 Open your shirts. 217 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,360 Screw you, open yours. 218 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,400 Lay a hand on me, I'll break every finger on it. 219 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,480 In all five boroughs of New York, I am known. 220 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,120 Ask anybody about Ralf Rostelli out of New York, they'll tell you. 221 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,400 Our business here is done. 222 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,120 Mr Rostelli, please, wait, sir. 223 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:46,360 I ain't dealing with two-bits, don't show respect. 224 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,160 So long. 225 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,120 Please. Apologise. 226 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,600 Fuck him. 227 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,920 This guy's product makes yours look like Shake n' Vac. 228 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,400 It's mad pure. 229 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,920 You want this deal. 230 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,680 I apologise. 231 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,560 We just have to be careful. 232 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,840 I'll have the pistachios, please. 233 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,160 That's better. 234 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,800 OK, he'll be gone for 30 minutes. 235 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,040 You sure? I ran this place for 12 bloody years. 236 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,560 All right, I was only bloody asking. 237 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,880 I don't need your help. 238 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,640 John. 239 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,080 John, I want to tell you something, 240 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,600 because I haven't got anyone else to tell. 241 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,840 I'm on tenterhooks. 242 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Every night when I go to bed, and every morning when I wake up... 243 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,520 ..there's someone in my flat with me. 244 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,680 It's that policeman that died in that fire. 245 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,680 Are you saying... 246 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,320 .."I see dead people"? 247 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,240 No. No, I... 248 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,520 I know that it's all in my head, but... 249 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,240 Doesn't matter. 250 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,800 One of my other clients, a Bristol businessman, 251 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,000 John Halloran, is in hot water financially. 252 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,320 Needs to make a lot of money very quickly. 253 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,640 Now, for years, Halloran's family have been importing 254 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,600 and exporting brake pads through the port of Bristol. 255 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,120 It's a legitimate family business, 256 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:05,280 so if certain illicit products were included in his shipments, 257 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,640 customs would have no reason to suspect it. 258 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,520 We've got a test run tomorrow. 259 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,760 Ten keys. 260 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,600 Ten keys? 261 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,520 How much are you charging? 262 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,840 Are you out of your minds? 263 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,160 Street value to you is three times that. 264 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,360 I want to meet this Halloran. 265 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,160 I want to sample the product. 266 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,680 Bring both to London and we'll have... 267 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,240 Hey. I made this trip out of courtesy 268 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:51,640 cos these two said you're the guy, but no more visits. 269 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,760 You want to see Halloran, or the product, you come to Bristol. 270 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,520 I never leave London. Make an exception. 271 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,880 But I don't even know who you are. 272 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,720 I'm Ralf Rostelli out of New York. Who the fuck are you? 273 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,680 When? Where? 274 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,480 Tomorrow, Park Street Hotel, 2pm. 275 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,280 One more thing. 276 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:26,280 I don't play with kids. These two - out. 277 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,160 But this is our deal. We made this happen. 278 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,800 You're out. Eh? What the fuck? 279 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,920 Nah, man. What's going on? 280 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,560 That's not fair! We made the deal. We're in this. 281 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,040 Reach Up by Perfecto Allstarz 282 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,840 Committed, good. 283 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:08,040 How 'bout you, young fella? Come on, give it a shot. Guess how many. 284 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,680 Oi! Tabards off. 285 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:39,480 Face painting here. Do you want your face painted, madam? No? 286 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,120 Get your face painted by a celebrity. 287 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,240 Greg? 288 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,440 Sophie. 289 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,760 This is Greg, my ex-husband. 290 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,480 G'day, mate. G'day. 291 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,200 Good... Good day. Good day to you. 292 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,840 So what do you do, Greg? 293 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,600 I'm a lawyer. Well-paid lawyer. What about yourself? 294 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,960 Professional skydiver. 295 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,160 Is that even a real job? 296 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,880 Yes, it is. 297 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,120 Darling... 298 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,800 ..pretty please will you win me another teddy bear 299 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,280 at the shooting range? 300 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,280 Oh, look at you. 301 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,680 Oh, hi. 302 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,520 This is Sophie, my wife. 303 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,320 Ex-wife. And this is... 304 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,000 My name's Dante. Of course it is. 305 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,960 So how did you two meet? 306 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:35,440 Well, Greggles rocked on over to me after our kick boxing class and... 307 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,080 Woo. Ooh! ..swept me off my feet. 308 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,480 Literally, cos it was kick boxing class. 309 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,080 Nice. 310 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,520 What about you two? Erm... 311 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,400 ..we met on a parachute jump. 312 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,200 Her fifth. My sixtieth. 313 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,680 Oh, Christ, that must get fucking boring. 314 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,880 You jump, mate? 315 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,360 Oh, no, Greg tends to play it safe. 316 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,280 Not true. We went inline skating recently, 317 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280 and I didn't wear kneepads or a helmet. 318 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,520 By inline skating, do you mean rollerblading? 319 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,760 Rollerblade is a brand name, 320 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,600 so you should really call it inline skating. 321 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,880 Like I say, Greg plays it safe. 322 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,560 I'm not going to apologise for respecting trademark law, Sophie. 323 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,800 You should know that about me. 324 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,080 One of the reasons she fell in love with me. Oh, yes. Yeah. Mm. 325 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,000 OK, well, we should get going. 326 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,480 It was nice to meet you. 327 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,600 Yeah. 328 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,720 Aw! 329 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,280 Penny for your thoughts. 330 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,800 I'm thinking I'd still be married if I was more like him. 331 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,440 Darling, you can't pull off tie dye. 332 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,640 I mean the sort of bloke who jumps out of planes. 333 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,200 No, stop it, all right? 334 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,880 That's exactly the thinking that's holding you back, OK? 335 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,880 Asking out Anne-Marie, asking for a promotion. 336 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,040 You don't do things, Greg, because you think, 337 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,440 "Well, I'm not the sort of bloke who jumps out of planes," 338 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,720 but blokes who jump out of planes only jump out of planes 339 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,240 because they... they jump out of planes. 340 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,120 Who said that originally? Was it the Dalai Lama? 341 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:56,600 Oi! Less getting acquainted, more faces painted. 342 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,880 Oh, shit. 343 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,280 What you doing here? 344 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,680 I know you're not looking for my approval, 345 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,000 but you made something real happen here, 346 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,160 something valuable. I just... 347 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,640 I want to support that. 348 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,600 Right. 349 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,400 Thanks. 350 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,760 See? The bloody woman. 351 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,400 The one you framed for a crime she didn't commit? 352 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,680 Look, if I have to choose between the individual and the cause, 353 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,520 I choose the cause. That doesn't make you a good person. 354 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,280 You think she's the cancer in your group. 355 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,560 She's not, you are. 356 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,880 How so? 357 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,280 We've sold drugs, 358 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,920 we've taken dirty money, we've threatened people. 359 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,200 For the greater good. 360 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,280 Ends justify the means, do they? 361 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,760 If what we've done ever gets out, 362 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,920 any good your organisation has achieved will be torpedoed. 363 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,640 Yeah, well, I know that, don't I? 364 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,200 There's not much I can do about that now. Wrong. 365 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,320 If you were in the army, you'd be left alone in a room with a revolver 366 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,840 to do the honourable thing. 367 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,880 Come on, guess how many. 368 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,200 Diane. 369 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,880 Oh! I don't feel good. 370 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,160 Help me. 371 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,400 Frank. 372 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,720 Frank! 373 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,280 What is going on? 374 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,680 I felt faint. 375 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,720 I'm good now. 376 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,360 Oh, you've been on your feet all day. You need a little lie down. 377 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,760 I'm good. I'm good. 378 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,080 Diane, permission to take Frank for a lie down? 379 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,760 I'll allow it. Thank you. 380 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,520 Oh, dear, Frank. 381 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,080 Have a lie down. 382 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,880 Oh, oh, got you. 383 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,040 Oh. 384 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,600 There. 385 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,120 Thank you, darling. 386 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,800 Do we have a deal? 387 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,960 Everything you have on The Dean for early release 388 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,240 and immunity from further charges. You won't get a better offer. 389 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,040 Are you signing or not? 390 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,960 You said something big is going down. What? 391 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,360 The Dean's taking receipt of ten keys of pure Colombian cocaine. 392 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,440 Park Street Hotel, 2.00pm today. 393 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,600 Come on, quickly! Quickly. 394 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,240 Better hot step. 395 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,560 Has he arrived? No, no sign of him so far. 396 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,440 Park in here. OK. 397 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,120 Hello, Diane. 398 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,120 Deputy Diane, Ma'am. 399 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,840 Yes, hello, Deputy Diane. 400 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,200 I have eyes on all the offenders, as requested. 401 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,080 All are here, present and accounted for. 402 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,680 Thank you, dep...er, deputy. 403 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,600 Ma'am, I don't know if you're free next Wednesday, 404 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,880 but they're doing a little graduation ceremony 405 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,520 for us PCSOs, and we're allowed to bring a plus-one. 406 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,360 My mum has bingo that night, so she can't attend, 407 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,280 so I just wondered whether you... 408 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,880 I don't think I can make it, Diane. 409 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,400 No, I mean, just to be clear, I'm inviting you as a friend. 410 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,400 This isn't a lesbian thing. 411 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,960 I don't know if you are, not that there's anything wrong... 412 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,280 Don't get me wrong, we've all dabbled. 413 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:08,480 But just so you know, I am partial to the cock, 414 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,760 if you catch my drift. 415 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,000 I do. But I have to go now, Diane. 416 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,120 OK, roger that. Over. 417 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,600 This guy. 418 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,000 Change of plan. 419 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,480 Halloran is jumpy. 420 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,480 Wants to meet some place with lots of people. 421 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,240 Take the back exit. 422 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,680 Charity car wash. Donate! 423 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,000 Showtime. 424 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,040 I'm not sure I can do this. 425 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,560 You can't jump out of a plane without jumping out of a plane. 426 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,880 Still makes no sense. 427 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,280 Go! 428 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,640 Come on, John. 429 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,360 So good to see you again. Nice drive down? 430 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,320 So, where is he, Halloran? 431 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:55,160 Oh, he's just popped to the... Over there. 432 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,640 He what? 433 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,640 You wait here, I'll fetch him. 434 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,760 Keep him talking. 435 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,000 What am I going to talk to a drug dealer about? 436 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,320 So were you affected much by Brexit or...? 437 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,760 What's busier for you, Christmas or New Year? 438 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,760 We don't need to talk. No, definitely not. 439 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,160 All right? Yep. 440 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,040 Any deal should be done by now. 441 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,920 What are they doing in there, using the spa? 442 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,000 Diane. 443 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,200 Diane, something awful has come to pass in the VIP latrine. 444 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,680 Well, how did that happen? You're the only one with a key. 445 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,520 I'm so sorry. I've let you down. 446 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,440 Yeah, you have. 447 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,120 Show me the crime scene. 448 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,040 Which room is this man in? Is he a guest at the hotel? 449 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,400 He arrived about 2.00. 450 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,960 I've been here since 11.00. I haven't seen him. 451 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,600 How do we get to the car park? Quick. 452 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,040 Where the hell is John? 453 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,840 Oh, Christ on a bike. 454 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,000 I've identified the matter, and it's just soup. 455 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,760 I repeat, it is not vomit, it's just vegetable soup. 456 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,640 It won't open. 457 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,240 Why is it shut? What? 458 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,240 All right, stand back. 459 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,960 I'm going to try and bash it in from this side, all right? 460 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,760 That seems like a bad idea. 461 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,600 One, two, three. 462 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,520 Never seen Del Boy falling through the hatch? 463 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,160 I don't watch TV. This is classic, everyone's seen this. 464 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,440 Watch, watch. 465 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,720 Just get a bit of a... 466 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,280 You ready? Stand back for safety, OK? 467 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,240 Look at Trigger's face! 468 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,040 He doesn't know what's happened. 469 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,320 You OK? 470 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,120 Yeah. 471 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,000 You've landed on top of the door. 472 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,600 Yeah, I know. 473 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,880 No? 474 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,040 Are you going to try for them birds? 475 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,200 Oh, I told you he was going to fall before you saw it. 476 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,680 I ruined the punch line. 477 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,960 My fault. 478 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,160 David Jason would be furious. 479 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,480 Where's Halloran? 480 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,680 John? 481 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,160 This is nice, isn't it? 482 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,920 Stuff for the kiddies and everything. 483 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,880 You're on! Let's go. 484 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,280 I can't. 485 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,720 We're all depending on you. 486 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,600 I'll just let you down, then, won't I? 487 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,640 I might get a toffee apple. Do you fancy one? 488 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,920 No, thanks. 489 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,920 Look, we all make mistakes, 490 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,440 but this is our chance to fix them, 491 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,040 and then we can go back to our lives. 492 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,960 I don't think I have a life, Myrns. 493 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,480 Three months ago, I had a life. 494 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,800 You know, I had a job, I had a little bit of money, 495 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,360 a little bit of respect. 496 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,480 Now I'm a drug dealer who smokes crack. 497 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,320 I just failed, Myrns. 498 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,880 Dad was right, you know? I'm a failure. 499 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,080 You're not a failure. 500 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,560 I'll tell you what you are. 501 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,880 You're a self-pitying little bitch. 502 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,920 Mm? 503 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:07,520 You are a middle-aged white man with all the privilege in the world. 504 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,600 Your dad bullied you, so you're scared to show weakness 505 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:15,040 or ask anyone for help, which means, when the shit hits the fan, 506 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,600 you implode. So, here you are, sitting in the gents', 507 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,680 having a panic attack, instead of sucking it up, 508 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,480 taking responsibility, 509 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,560 and doing your bloody part to help us sort this mess out. 510 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,120 OK, one more time. 511 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,360 Urgh! 512 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,280 That looked like hard work. 513 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,320 It's mainly soup, people. 514 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,520 The only vomit is my own. 515 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,680 Are you sure you don't fancy a toffee apple? No. 516 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,080 Smart. I mean, it looks like fruit, but it's all sugar, innit, really? 517 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,520 And that stuff's like crack. You should sell these. 518 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,600 This is a joke. I'm out of here. 519 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,440 You, come with me round the back. 520 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,440 Shall we do some business? 521 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,480 Huh? 522 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:54,280 When it's cut, you'll be dealing for months on this load alone. 523 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,040 So, decision time. You in, you out? 524 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,640 No, no, hand it to high pockets. 525 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:19,880 Yeah. 526 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 527 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,160 I'm not driving up to London with product in my car. 528 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,320 Well, then, who is? 529 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,400 You are. 530 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,080 No, no, no. I've done my part. 531 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,040 Listen, I never handle product. 532 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,440 Unless you deliver that to me, I'll take my money back. 533 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,320 Back away from the van and put your hands in the air. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 534 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,200 Back the fuck up. Whoa! 535 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,120 Wait! What the fuck is going on? 536 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,400 All we want is our money. 537 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,240 Where is it? 538 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,800 Look, we've got no beef with you. 539 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,880 But if you move, we will shoot you too. 540 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,640 Put the gun down. Let's talk. 541 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,240 Fuck you, Ralf. 542 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,840 You shouldn't have kept us out of our own fucking deal. 543 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,360 You know who you're fucking with? I'm Ralf Rostelli out of New York. 544 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,480 And I'm Rani Rekowski out of Bristol. 545 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,960 The deal is off. 546 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,960 The deal is done. 547 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,560 No money, no product. 548 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,800 This is your mess. 549 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,960 I want that product in London by 7.00 today, 550 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,120 or I'll find you and I'll hurt you. 551 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,800 I don't give a fuck if you're Ralf Rostelli out of New York. 552 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,600 Yeah, I need a fix on a grey Maserati saloon heading north 553 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,240 out of Bristol towards London. 554 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:25,640 Yankee Whisky 20 Oscar Juliett Romeo. 555 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,800 Charity car wash. Donate! 556 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,360 Thank you. 557 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,720 Handsome car for a dreamy man. 558 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,000 How about a donation for my bucket? 559 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,160 Yeah, sure, absolutely. There you go. Thank you. 560 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,960 Thank you, bye. Bye-bye. Take care. 561 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,960 Now, to accept the key, 562 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,440 the new custodian. 563 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,440 A woman who's selflessly devoted her life 564 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,560 to the community she loves so deeply through her organisation, 565 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,400 the Bristol Justice Collective - Myrna Okeke. 566 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,640 This community centre stands now as a beacon of hope 567 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:33,240 and rejuvenation, helping families, local kids, 568 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,800 people with addiction issues. But when we first saw it, 569 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,000 it was old and decrepit and out of date. 570 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,080 A bit like me. 571 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,440 The same way that this place needed updating, 572 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,800 I do too. 573 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:56,200 Which is why I have decided to resign from 574 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,560 the Bristol Justice Collective, 575 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,120 and hand this key to someone who will bring youth 576 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:10,120 and imagination and integrity to the organisation. 577 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,640 Claire... 578 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,560 ..if you'd like to come up here. 579 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,680 Hey, boss. 580 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,720 What the fuck is this? 581 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,880 I hereby declare Faircrest Hill Community Centre open. 582 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,200 Please open the boot, sir. 583 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,080 Is there a problem, officer? 584 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,600 I need you to open the boot, sir. 585 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,960 The Met have been after a London drug dealer known as The Dean 586 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,360 for years, but could never pin anything on him. 587 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,400 Yet I've just arrested him with ten kilos of cocaine in his boot. 588 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,840 How did I do that? 589 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,600 I give up. How did you? 590 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,320 This is ten kilos of pure, uncut cocaine. 591 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,080 Was it good cocaine? 592 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,840 Why would I give drugs to a drug-dealer? 593 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,360 I mean, I don't want to tell you your job, but I think, 594 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,160 traditionally, drug-dealers give you drugs in exchange for money. 595 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,560 Isn't that the usual business model? 596 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,840 Back the fuck up! Whoa! Whoa! All we want is our money. Where is it? 597 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,920 You know who you're fucking with? 598 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,760 I'm Ralf Rostelli out of New York! 599 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,240 And I'm Rani Rekowski out of Bristol. 600 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,080 Who is he? Who's who? The American. 601 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,640 What American? 602 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,040 No money, no product. 603 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,080 The deal is done. 604 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,280 I think you put the cocaine in his car. 605 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,560 Where am I? 606 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,240 How would you even go about planting drugs in a man's car? 607 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,680 What kind of car was it? 608 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,480 It's just that I've put cocaine in so many cars over the years, 609 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,280 they all just merge into one. 610 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,160 Charity car wash. Donate! 611 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,920 When were we supposed to have done this? 612 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,520 I've been at the community centre all day. 613 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,920 Handsome car for a dreamy man. 614 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,480 How about a donation for my bucket? 615 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,080 I've been at the... ..community centre... ..all day. 616 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,400 All day. 617 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,840 Mwah! 618 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,840 I suppose you've been at the community centre all day. 619 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,040 Is that where I am? 620 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,520 All day I've been at... Don't tell me. The community centre? 621 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,720 You are a good detective. 622 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:34,200 You never let them out of your sight? No, ma'am. 623 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,120 There was no instance where you were otherwise occupied? 624 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,360 No, ma'am. 625 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,600 You're saying, under caution, 626 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,880 that you've had no dealings with a drug-dealer known as The Dean? 627 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,280 I'm saying that if I were a clever and ambitious policewoman 628 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,800 who just caught a major criminal 629 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,840 that the Met Police have been chasing for years, 630 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,280 I wouldn't question how it happened. 631 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,000 I'd take the win. 632 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:11,000 Chain Gang by Jackie Wilson and Count Basie 633 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,520 ♪ Don't you know that's the sound of the men 634 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:30,040 ♪ They're working on the chain gang 635 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,040 ♪ Oh, Lord 636 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:37,720 ♪ The sound of the men, they're working on the chain gang 637 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:40,200 ♪ All day long they're singin' 638 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:55,200 ♪ Hooh! Aah! 639 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,360 ♪ Well, don't you know the sound of the men 640 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,640 ♪ They're working on the chain gang 641 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,320 ♪ Can't you hear them? They're up there working 642 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,760 ♪ They're working on the chain gang... ♪ 643 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,000 Are you all right? 644 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,440 I need help, Ruth. 645 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,320 How'd it go? 646 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,000 It worked. 647 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,080 And you're safe? Are you OK? 648 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,560 I'm glad. 649 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,160 Now I want you to leave. 650 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,040 Huh? I'm not mad, OK? No, I'm past that. 651 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,840 It's just you can't live here any more, you're too dangerous. 652 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,920 There's no more danger. No, you say that, 653 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,320 but it will happen again. It always does. 654 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,760 I'm trying to be a better person, Margie, I really am. 655 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,880 I know I've said that before many times, 656 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,880 and I was handing you a line, 657 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,480 but this time I'm serious. 658 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,880 I want to be here. 659 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,480 I love you. I love my grandkids. 660 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,200 And we love you, and that's why I would like you to go. 661 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,320 I don't... I don't follow. 662 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,120 Well, in a month's time, in a year's time, 663 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,680 you are going to do something to hurt us. 664 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,760 You're going to wind up back inside or let us down some other way, 665 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,120 and you are going to break my kids' hearts! 666 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,160 I promise I won't. You won't be doing it intentionally. 667 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,480 It's not your fault, Frank, it's who you are. 668 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,480 Fucking up is in your DNA, 669 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,680 and when you do that, you cause a lot of pain, 670 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,480 so I need you to leave. 671 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,760 You say you don't want to break your kids' hearts, 672 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,640 but the kids want me here. 673 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,080 Tom will hate you for sending me away. 674 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,800 He will hate you. 675 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,280 Probably. 676 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,000 But I would rather that he was just a bit sad now than devastated later. 677 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,240 Here's your cut. 678 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,960 And, erm...here's the line. 679 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,920 It's a good chunk of change you've got there. 680 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,520 Enough to help you start again. 681 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,040 What you going to do? 682 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,440 Ben and I are going to move to Weston-super-Mare. 683 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,920 Going to open a food place down there. 684 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,800 Is that you, yeah? 685 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,080 Yeah. 686 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,120 Well, good luck. 687 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,320 You too. 688 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:51,080 You know, you're welcome to see your grandchildren whenever you want, 689 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,000 but, erm...just so you know... 690 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,240 We've spoken to a lawyer... 691 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,280 ..and we're suing you for wrongful dismissal, 692 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:05,280 breach of contract, and workplace bullying, 693 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,400 and we are going to take you for every penny you have. 694 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,080 But don't take it personal, Dad, OK? 695 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,920 It's just business. 696 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,960 I, Diane Pemberley, 697 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,240 do solemnly swear to serve Her Majesty the Queen 698 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:35,240 in the role of police community support officer. 699 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,200 Sir, I've been working here for 11 years, 700 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,360 so either you make me a partner, 701 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,840 or I walk out that door, and I ain't coming back. 702 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,920 Why did you do that? 703 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,840 You can't jump out of a plane without jumping out of a plane. 704 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,320 What's that mean? 705 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,560 Goodbye, Spencer. 706 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,560 Excuse me. 707 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,840 I'm middle-aged, divorced, and unemployed. 708 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,400 But I think you're terrific, 709 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,160 and I wondered if you'd like to grab a bite to eat sometime. 710 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,800 Well, I could eat now. 711 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,560 Then shall we? 712 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,640 So how long have you been divorced? About 18 months. 713 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,000 Oh, me, three years. Really? 714 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,680 My wife said that living with me was like being trapped down a well. 715 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,440 My husband said that I'm as boring as a Russian novel. Really? 716 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,440 What happened? Why are you leaving? 717 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,480 Did you and Mum have an argument? Is she making you leave? 718 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,400 No. Your mum begged me to stay. 719 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,320 You said you wouldn't abandon us. You promised. 720 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,000 You can't trust what I say, kid. 721 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,840 I'm no good. 722 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,640 Hi. I'm Gabby. 723 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,040 Hello, Gabby. 724 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,680 I'm a drug addict, and an alcoholic, 725 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:07,240 and I have anger management issues, so... I'm a real mess. 726 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,760 I realised I need help. 727 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,760 An hour ago, I had a bag of cocaine underneath my nose, 728 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,920 but I flushed it down the toilet, 729 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,800 and I can't afford to keep doing that. 730 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,920 I mean, people bang on about the cost of booze and cigarettes, 731 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,360 but the cost of cocaine is scandalous! 732 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,560 Do you know how much a rock costs? 733 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,160 Course you do! 734 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,200 Refreshments and light snacks are available at the rear of the train. 735 00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,120 Do you want a sandwich or something? No, I'm good. 736 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,040 Could I have a ham and cheese sandwich, please? 737 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,600 Toasted? Erm...no, thank you. 738 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,080 Any ketchup or mayonnaise? 739 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,880 Erm... 740 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,000 Mustard, please. No mustard. Ketchup or mayonnaise? 741 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:53,200 Knocked Up by Kings Of Leon 742 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,560 ♪ People call us renegades cos we like living crazy 743 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:41,200 ♪ We like taking on the town cos people's getting lazy... ♪ 744 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,240 You can't park here unless you have a disability. 745 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,240 I do. My girlfriend's a crippling bore. 746 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,600 Oh, charming! What is that? Just make-up? Yes! 747 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,800 Oi! Stop! 748 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,600 ♪ But I love her like no other 749 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,640 ♪ And the doc, he say he don't know 750 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,400 ♪ Where we're gonna go 751 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,800 ♪ I'm a ghost and I don't think if I know 752 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,320 ♪ Where we're gonna go 753 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,560 ♪ Where we're gonna go 754 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,600 ♪ People call us renegades 755 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,000 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 756 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,280 ♪ We like taking on this town 757 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,800 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 758 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,240 ♪ And her daddy, he say he don't know 759 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,680 ♪ Where we're gonna go 760 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,600 ♪ I'm a ghost and I don't think I quite know 761 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:56,680 ♪ Where we're gonna go 762 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,600 ♪ Where we're gonna go 763 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,600 ♪ Where we're gonna go 764 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,400 ♪ Where we're gonna go. ♪